When The Bureaucrats Become Social Terrorists: Children to be banned from blowing up balloons

Children are to be banned from taking part in traditional Christmas games, from blowing up balloons to blowing on party whistles, because of new EU safety rules that have just entered into force.

Apparently harmless toys that children have enjoyed for decades are now regarded by EU regulators as posing an unacceptable safety risk.

Whistle blowers, that scroll out into a a long coloured paper tongue when sounded – a party favorite at family Christmas meals – are now classed as unsafe for all children under 14.

I’m sure the Terrorist Chic “do-gooder” Mall Cops and UK Cops will have their eyes open and nightsticks ready to put a beat-down on any perp parent who has the audacity to allow their children to use these dangerous balloons in public or – dare I say – In The Mall.